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Shit Works Fast “Fuck,” said Timmy in hushed awe as he pealed his t-shirt up to this chin. “This shit works fast.” A minute ago his chest was an embarrassment to the boy - a column of small ribs protruding against cream white
ideclaresurrenderpendence: “(The destiny of an exorcist) was said to be like a lotus flower. From the depths of the mud, it shed light upon the world. That way of life, it will wither and drown into the mud.”
agunnwithablog: Every time Honor is said in Avatar the Last Airbender
profeminist: “My teenage nephew told me he asked a girl out and she turned him down. I said, “You know what to do now, right?” He said, “I know I know keep trying” and I said “NO. LEAVE HER ALONE. She gave you an answer.” He was shocked.
To be honest, i was REALLY skeptical about this title, i mean why a new Hulk? and all that, but i said to myself “it’s Greg Pak and freaking Frank Cho” and it was really fun to read, it’s fresh and easy going, and you enjoy the character because
Another gem. The conversation wasn’t sexual in the slightest before this LOLIM DONE WHO SAYS THEIR DICK IS 7.3″ LIKE CMON JUST ROUND UP YOU WOULDNT BE THE FIRST LMAO
havanapitbull:gwen stefani was right when she said this shit is bananas
The whole reason I stuck around to watch Sweden laundry was so Bom and Soochul could at least like idk get together? It was the ONLY reason for watching this. There wasn’t even a confession from Bom like she literally just said bye to him before leaving
socialjusticekoolaid: revolutionarykoolaid: Cops who shot 12-year-old boy in the stomach watched him lie in agony and gave NO first aid before he died hours later Tamir Rice was shot by rookie officer Timothy Loehmann, 26, after a 911 caller said he
buttshapedpillow: transasamisato: habitualshaker: dagwolf: dagwolf: spicer said this shit during passover. like don’t believe for a second he made an innocent mistake, that he wasn’t aware of what he was saying. like this is explicitly antisemitic
havanapitbull: gwen stefani was right when she said this shit is bananas
cutecutejames:uncle-beanbag:That jump is the funniest shit it took me a LONG time to work out that this is “life on a boat” and not like, “physics just said fuck you today”
lil yachty really just said that 10 times 3 equals 30′000.
i said this shit yesterday too
snowdoesshit: miss-gallifrey: heliotrooper: AND HERE WE HAVE MY BIGGEST FUCKING PET PEEVE Alternatively: “well now I feel bad because you said that” //screams for years
kemetically-afrolatino: School Shootings and White Denial “I said this after Columbine and no one listened so I’ll say it again: white people live in an utter state of self-delusion. We think danger is black, brown and poor, and if we can just
lucidnee: parskis: Okay, FUCK AZEALIA BANKS, fuck anyone who still supports her, and fuck anyone who thinks this remotely okay. She said some shit like this less than two weeks ago too, and it’s disgusting, despicable, and INDEFENSIBLE. Ok but why
brandx: empressrarapo: theafrocentrics: cointelproskater3: where are they getting these throwback ass kids from? why they dress like minor characters from good times? SEE BRUH! I SAID THIS! I SAID THAT PIC OF THE BOY WITH THE WATER BOTTLES LOOKS
I've said this before and I'll say it again:
itwerk4lebron: sexwitsockson: prettyboyshyflizzy: a-king-named-simba: prettyboyshyflizzy: deadmetaphore: prettyboyshyflizzy: Gimmie any popular destiny’s child single and I’ll break down how they was aint shit or how they set young girls up
I was watching Purple Rain last night, and they thought this song was weird, the club owner even said “nobody understands your music but you” and I was like “that shit was dope, fuck you mean?”
femmefatalecreams: amey-winehouse: onlyblackgirl: cdarthvader: thekingmia: onlyblackgirl: Honestly tho. She needs to run for president I love her Thats how long its going to take? They said 2030. Forreal tho This shit’s a joke, honestly.
puffsaddy: puffsaddy: puffsaddy: puffsaddy: puffsaddy: puffsaddy: puffsaddy: puffsaddy: puffsaddy: puffsaddy: puffsaddy: puffsaddy: puffsaddy: puffsaddy: puffsaddy: it’s a nigga at your girl job laughing at all her jokes you said was
biohazerd: biohazerd: sonoanthony: neurotiac: vanitysgrace: bishopmyles: beingjayecee: I tried to explain that to a dude last night and he was in disbelief Lmao this is so true. Realest shit exactly It’s true we easy I said this at work
crime-she-typed: swagintherain:some people are just too busy living their white privilege lives. If a black or brown person said this they’d be called uneducated and arrogant for not keeping up with current events He know what’s happening,
anyaithesaiyan: kairo-koutureee: onyourleftbooob: so…did y'all see the new death note trailer on netflix? “stop equating white with American” DEADASS This is so true I’m so glad he said this 😩 Because if it’s an American take,
kingjaffejoffer: The lawyer I retained you said you leakin’ some thingsAll this after a week in the bingI’m mad at myself, ‘cause I didn’t spot the weaklingI would’ve bet the house you wouldn’t speak a thingNigga, this was the oath, to the
hi-imkingdavid: Life comes at you fast He said that shit in January and she bout to give birth? Niggas wild. Blessings tho
pussy-and-pizzza-x: madting6:When she said this i laughed for 2hrs. See that? Nigga was loud and wrong but once she said that wild shit ain’t nobody worried bout what he talking bout no more, they focused on her trifling ass.
bae–electronica: hallaisme247: bae–electronica: 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 mo ppl keep saying the same shit!!She said this last summer too!! “We got the same butt doctor”….💀 ^^^ I laughed at that part too
laurdlannister-kingslayer: notaskiathegoat: He said this probably thinking he was making an argument for white women when he really just added to the racist argument and sentiment that black people should be used as breeding stock
o0leah-sophia0o: Okay, I was watching the reaction of this dude when I get to this part and he said this! My eyes open like hell! I was like: Wait! wtf I just heard! did he-…*replayed many times* HOLY SHIT!! EVEN THIS GUY SEE IT!!! Zote’s Reaction
fragile-waste: You said this shit would happen girl, that was your predictionSaid I’ll never find no one like you and I should of listened (18+)
saturnineagent: i said this shit a minute ago. not just Indie rock, ALL white headed rock bands.
saturnineaqua: earthshaker1217: buttshapedpillow: transasamisato: habitualshaker: dagwolf: dagwolf: spicer said this shit during passover. like don’t believe for a second he made an innocent mistake, that he wasn’t aware of what he was saying.
reverseracism: John McCain’s son, Jack McCain, responds to racists who took “offense” to the Old Navy interracial family advertisement. Can we also talk about how that woman said “you couldn’t get a white woman”, like white women are the
s-shutup-its-not-like-i-actually: grandtheft-autotune: sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need a parent, they go get said
verstimmt: darbesaurus: whorville: My only talent is breathing I said this to my mom and she just said “you have asthma, moron” 100% me.
maleenkatharina: schneewixxchen: latteos: iama3rd: latteos: My biggest fear is taking a screenshot of a convo and accidentally sending it to the same person All you have to do is say, “What did you mean when you said this?” In reference to
minajjjeeehhtwaa: drunktamsin: when nicki said “this shit ain’t got no more integrity. don’t write they raps, and plus they flow shitty. don’t make me expose you bitch, I’m too busy”
spookylangsettte: my fortune said gotta eat the booty like groceries
glorywholhero32:gwen stefani was right when she said this shit is bananas
tacocore-:dvsorder: Things my exes said: A week difference This hit me like a train holy shit
missveryvery: same guy who said this he’s my fucking hero
stevenuniverseconspiracies: Anonymous submitted:Okay so I don’t know if someone’s said this before but I was thinking… Lars is obviously a slacker. But he still holds a job and does go to work. Why? To not be homeless. It’s seems like Sadie may
sleezed: She really said this shit. This is more worst than any threat out there.
I love what yours saids *by @cuteshinyeevee*
ultranerdygirl: I think @jen-iii would act like this if she ever met Garnet.
ficdesignhub: PIDGE IS BASICALLY BATMAN
weissrabbit: This stupid joke popped into my head after something AJ said and I literally dropped everything and did this because THIS IS THAT STUPID
